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GAS
THE
AUSTRALIANS
Lads
Mass execution of the Blairite traitors when?
Reminder that if you do not read Poleaboos blog, YOU ARE NOT BRITISH
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Might send a picture of my knob to loads of birds on snapchat
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Are Samantha from Manchester
what did we do?
WHO ARE YOU?
looks nice
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HURTFUL
AND
UNPLEASANT
you're not british you paki
>formerly militant
having a deep think over this one
*destroys the German invaders*
imagine being jeremy corbyn
good post
my collection
got a couple dvds too but haven't bothered to get a pic of them yet
feels very good
winston
is labour going full commie?
Just turned on the emergency credit for my leccy meter lads
I'll go top it up when I'm not hanging like a little bitch
yep. they're unelectable
Snorted my first line with the new fiver last night boys
going to test my vertical jump today
>pay as you go electricity
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Disagree
matched with a real tight slice on tinder lads
Pls
I'm not a runt I swear it
>labour are going to get BTFO of every election from now until they change their ways or split
Feels good
pics
>this uni bedroom again
barebacking is the only choice for me
doing a wank while the footie buffers
wanky bum poo
>get opportunity to appoint an electable candidate to your dying party
>don't
fascinating *jots something down on clipboard*
I'm white working class and both labour and the tories want to fuck me over
This post made me redownlosd tinder
when are you going to cum on them
had a blowy last night but she used her teeth and it really hurt my willy :(
*to the tune of Parklife*
runt life!
fuck off
Why do Cred Forums posters have to type everything in caps and over 8 lines?
Having the same party in power indefinitely can only end badly for the public.
hownew.ru
Can't say you have a collection until you have this desu
nyaa.se
>having a leccy key
>having to fill up at the corner shop
normie neighbours are making an awful lot of noise
why did you tell her you twat
just pawned off my last pair of socks to top the leccy up lads
My phone has been on 1℅ charge for the last 30 minutes hmm
**didnt you tell her
fuck sake
>northerners have to leave their house, go into the cold and walk to the paki shop and beg the man for more electricity
didnt want to ruin the mood
Lads pls I'm in a nice regency building flat
Not a povvo council estate runt I swear
bin them
What have you done to restore the empire today?
>using electricity
yeah just go pour some oil down a seals throat too while your at it
fucking anti-earth shitters
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uh oh lads forgot to top up the leccy, could cut out at any minute
Topped up the leccy meter
border closed
this is only a thing in the north right?
the madman
*does another fantasmal leccy meme to fit in*
this 2bqh
nige is one of the only sensible british politicians
discuss.
>t-tenner on this please M-Mr Patel
>hmmm oud of de lekki again my friend?
never
need to message her when i dont feel rough as fuck
I'm in a pretty posh southern area
>sitting on the PC using my clip-on mic
>cat jumps on my lap and starts pawing/clawing at me a little
>mic suddenly cuts out
>little cunt has eaten through the mic cable in the space of five seconds
FUCK
>was losing all my friends
>was losing them to drinking and to driving
is there a good non rorke political party in britain
Got accused of being a Trump propagandist
Glad they stopped associating you for drinking and driving
Don't do that mate
>Slimani
>isn't slim or Arnold Schwarzenegger
do not recall asking if I'm honest
Liberty GB
got called handsome in corsica
Milliband was a centrist and he didn't get elected.
Labor is left wing and should have a left wing leader, not an "electable" blairaite meme that the media keep telling us we need.
of the north, right?
i have literally never come across this. I genuinely thought people stopped living with top up electricity meters in about 1985
conservatives
>b-but mr ranjesh I d-on't have enough for the meter, m-maybe I could pay you another way
Is the idea of paying for power based on usage really so novel to you people?
of course
lol thats shit
dont be a cunt
giving my arteries a battering
Respect
sophie we know who you are
>was losing them but I got them back.
>I am on the mend.
got called drunk in fabric lads
>is leader of the opposition
>doesn't hold government to account
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
whatever happened to the dutchman who posted that ugly horse in every thread?
have noticed a distinct lack of his presence for an extended period of time.
no you fucking mug it's the fact that most normal people don't have to top up the meter they just get billed at the end of the month
why do people like cats they don't even like you back
ahh what's on the agenda for today
*checks my agenda*
ahh.. fuck all, impressive
I will IMMEDIATELY terminate the European Union
haters gon hate
saw someone topping up a leccy card and buying a scratchcard
revolting to be in the presence of such low class filth
>Labor
FOY
ooooOOOOOooohhh
user's got a boyfriend
c a n a d i an
gf
NOW
*teleports behind you*
*terminates you*
Heh.... not so fast....
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It amazes me how Owen Smith got nearly 200k votes
He was god awful
me in the back
>get photographed when out by my mates
>look shit
>get some passport photos done
>look like a 10/10
*retreats to the rectory in order to ponder this further*
me in the back
feel like i've just walked into a mental asylum
old trafford is such a shite atmosphere
>look like a 10/10
good lad
> tfw no cross-eyed short haired gf
*stares at you as I stroke my willy and defecate*
>You will literally die before the Conservatives lose an election
joke of country tbqh lads
wish i new if corbyn actually thought he could win an election or if he just wanted to continue collecting his salary
L'Etranger's first two sentence is the best thing that Camus shat out during his whole career
had a good kek at this ngl
is corbyn winning bad for the leftists?
sup yall it's me, it's ya boy asmongold
once the boomers are dead everything will be fine
is labour finished?
Queen Liz park is worse lad, it's fucking atrocious
I could stay at home and be closer to the pitch
fuck of back to lit
CALL ME ROURKE, ROURKE RASHEED.
jesus fucking christ
SECTION THAT MAN
Robert Huth? More like Robert Hoof.
No, he is supported by the hard-leftists. While the leftist party in charge will win election after election.
>agonises over his appearance like a fucking woman
Kids today bloody poofs the lot of them
only party currently that can actually run a country
the cycle goes
>conservatives get the country back on its feet, ask people to pull up their bootstraps
>people aren't happy despite the improving economy, only have 500 euros to spend in benidorm this year
>vote in Labour
>they spunk money on anything and everything, sending the economy in the toilet
>blame the tories
>no one buys it
>elects the Tories
>they begin to patch things up
rinse and repeat
So did the white kids win or what...?
t. brit with a proxy who thinks he's funny
>at corner shop buying a pack of Silk Cut 100s
>see runt topping up his "leccy"
>mfw
>the leftists
I fingered Corbyn out back behind a wetherspoons once, he was a proper slut haha
je n'ai jamais embrassé une fille
Looks handsome on the left, like some SAS loner alcoholic in the 90's
*pours sulphuric acid over your face*
agonise over that, ya cunt
so what are they?
Made a tit of myself in front of the work gf lads
People like being famous more news at 10
sad that you believe their media representations at face value
>no milk for a brew
>go into the Premier to get a 20 deck of sterling duals and some transformasnacks
>see a runt outside with a leccy key in his hand dancing for money
>kids from the local school lobbing pennies at him as he tries to pick them up
When you say work gf, do you mean you stare at her arse and she barely speaks to you?
who is this handsome young lad
nothing wrong with that
Aujourd'hui, maman est morte. Ou peut-être hier, je ne sais pas.
Got home at 5am fucked from a night with my two mates charlie and mandy and left my house keys in the front door
mummy's not happy
>smokes
>calls other people runts
You are literally the lowest form of life on Earth
I work in government and this is a widely known fact you spanner, its an in-joke in parliament
when i was 15 i fingered girl as we were walking along in a park. it was dark and we were wasted and i'm 100% certain i kept missing it
stop killing the mamandem
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50 bucks worth of kitten string
Just
haha good lad
lost count of the times I've done that, might just take it off the hinges
Gonna go and do a weight lift
Ordered some bluetooth earphones and a 20000mah portable battery
t. big dave
you're not the PM anymore mate, you can drop the act that the useless tories always fix everything
thanks for letting us know
LADS
WHO WON?
how do you miss? you can't exactly stick it in her piss hole
*puts a cig out on your forehead*
>implying
no one asked about your fingering experiences you attention seeking runt
glad it happened ngl
Fuck off you annoying cunt
>50 bucks
mate I got that same mic for about 4 quid - it's shite
Alexander Gordon Jahans (a.k.a Alex Jones). Youtube vlogger with kallmans syndrome (which he only got diagnosed of at 23 years old which is crazy late for modern day and will have really fucked him) and aspergers, bisexual and has lots of fantasies of being dominant over woman (hamster girls, girl being eaten, sharks eating girls, girls being made into toys). He had a job once, he worked at asda for one day before quitting. He's a techno progressive that votes green (he used to be a regulated capalist). His parents are divorcing and his sister is living in America.
you only think that its bad because of social conventions. and if it's about the crushing loneliness you've coped with it for so long that another day won't bugger you
hope you understand what I mean. it really isn't that bad.
im leaving now farewell
>spotted the virgin
Have I been diagnosed with terminal cancer? Yes.
Do I rate Pogba? No.
always tea
the only thing you can rely on the tories for is more bloody potholes.
run that first bit by me again lad?
Joke's on you I'm already an hideously ugly cunt
If Tories are the more nationalist party why do they never do anything to actually help British industry.
I thought most places are like us but everywhere else in the world governments help the fuck out of industry. America does it more than anyone else but for some reason we just let everything sink.
you mean a sad sperg with some of the worst genetics i've ever seen, who britpol bullies for teh ebin lulz xD
*sees this as a text on Question Time red button and claps furiously 2 inches from the television*
>sit down for a poo
>Piss in the water
>Some poo drops into the water and shoots pissy water up your gaping arsehole
Not sure about this
12 bucks delivery
just don't fucking 'get' Cred Forums bizarro memes
Yeah
Although I spoke to her lots last night
What was that place where everyone in /brit/ lives with the dog and bacon pub called again?
Was it Guildford?
proofs???
good feel
I always sit really far back so my shit goes down the back of the bog, then I piss it all off.
Never get splashed and I don't need to use a toilet brush.
sorry that i'm not sad enough to brag about my sexual experienced to random strangers on the internet
have a word with yourself
Girl at work mate a tit of herself trying to be my work gf
Was hilarious
Horsham mentioned
>doesn't place a tissue on the surface of the water
Rookie mistake
bantchester
This is brilliantly refreshing on a sweaty summers day
not a britboo but tea > coffee
chai tea > tea
>mate a tit
Waheyyyyyyyyy! Talk about making a tit of yourself!
Get a load of this lad over here hahahahahaha
Why is the first past the post system so perfect lads? Keeps the status quo strong.
>being proud of a fatty chasing you
told people at work i did ballet for a joke and they believed me
we r a tiny little island which does not have the resources to keep the industries going compared to the likes of china and the USA. we're moving to become a post industrial nation to let the other countries do the heavy lifting and we'll do the techy bits
plymouth? nah don't rate it
How'd you know....
That's the one
Chink
Why are gender neutral toilets a thing?
because you can't get anyone else
Calm down son we're all for sharing here no need to throw your toys out of the pram
>hasnt elected a libertarian kino right-wing govt since the 80s
>perfect
The Koreans are a tiny country with fuck all resources and look at what they've managed to achieve.
Need someone to just sit on my willy desu
Ah yes, Labour the unelectable party
>anime moonspeak poster
lol weeb
Rude
Just need a willy to sit on desu
what massive heavy industries does Korea have?
Smith's locked himself in there
Megumin's tight arse
*sits on your willy* :3
Kek
Bunch of wrongons
>korea
japan would be a far better example tbf
oh my daze
Heard Ed Milliband screaming in there
>korean industries
>........
so you dont have to get chucked out of the club for wanting to seal the deal
Only ever seen them once at harvester and I pissed all over the floor
it's a godzilla poster you useless fucking newcunt
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Are you taking t he piss, one of the biggest ship building industries in the world, they make all sorts of industrial equipment, one of the biggest semiconductor industries in the world. Loads of stuff.
The Japs have twice the population we do but they've also managed to do fine, they take pride in having local companies and industries.
I think Britain is one of the few countries where we'd rather buy from outside.
crease
lllmao
*gets caught ball-watching*
Who gives way shit if there are cubicles?
rusholme ruffians
LMFAO who even wanted a labour leadership vote? Literally no one cares about Owen. This was just the establishment desperate to eliminate the threat
Good post
*keeps things ticking in midfield*
*switches it*
HOWLING
This desu. Just look at cold war Italy.
The German's seem to do fine and they aren't much bigger than us.
Leicester DEMOLISHED
Drunkingly ate loads of KFC then threw it up straight after last night
Excellent
*causes a great deal of suffering across Europe*
ahhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
yes
Corbyn is sure to win the elections in 2020!
Absolute kek
Who are these nutters that think this
*gets goalside of the number 9*
NEED Yoga 720 lad back.
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elections on a saturday? britain is a very strange place
Having a party tonight. I have:
Beer
Rum
Whiskey
MDMA
LSD
Ketamine
DMT
Benzos
Vol-au-vents
Only open to the first 12 people. Wanna come?
>until they change their ways
That's the point of democracy, having the same party would be bad, breeds competition, stops parties stagnating and they adapt or die.
Corbyn is the establishment you fucking pleb
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the gfs please rate
shotgun the vol-au-vents
>Ahh yes lets make our elections last 30 years a time instead
It was just the result
And labour leadership contest is not an election
Just a bunch of lefties voting on who they want to fuck their shit up for them
First weekend back at uni and I've got a fucking cold
Swiss welcomed.
>he doesnt rate the dabbing nigel reo-coker
Haha freshers flu innit haha
1,5,4,3,2
Please, there's enough for everyone. Don't be greedy
>they aren't much bigger than us.
um check again sweetie :) x
aha freshers fluuuuuuu aha how many bird you been necking laaa ahahaha DOWN IT FRESHERRRRRRR
>shagged gf this morning
>passed probation so work have agreed to pay for my RICS exams so studying hard for the rest of the days
>going down the pub with the lads later tonight
W-when did this happen to me?
>I am become normie
>the destroyer of worlds
ahhhhhhhhhh
I fucked a swiss girl last night
went seal clubbing the other day lads
here's a photo
Why
wow, i never noticed how bad /brit/ was when the majority of posters are british.
*unsubscribe*
oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Fuck the gap
this election is a big deal for us though. the biggest election in probably 30 years
labour sounds like a bunch of fags
Fuck this meme. I'm fucking 24 I don't need this shit I'm only here for a year
good posts
>lester
Polls really worked in the last election right, right?
GOAL - Manchester United 4-0 Leicester
Paul Pogba
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i'm starting to believe you're actually right
So are the Tories the party of the working class now?
>electricity
>on a meter
Always rated him
>when you're dead hungover but mum asks if you want a bacon sarnie
updated the thread and saw this post as i heard the scream on my stream
good lad
dont owrry to much man, as soon as you two split up (god forbid) you'll be back to it, trust me i know
Once you've been here you never really leave
>>>/reddit/
>the UK now has a 1 party system
interesting choice..
The Tories are the party of everyone now
No other party has a chance of winning 2020 or even 2025
hahaha mate i am lolling out loud!! mind if i post this on facebook???
rate him massively
don't rate him at all Tbh
>no farage option
>tfw don't live with my mum and can't be arsed to cook
honestly this graph should be titled "Who of the following" and not "Which of the following"
girls doing my head in again
Me and the gf holding hands
poor gimmick
how many holes did she have?
haha it's all yours my friend!
heh
looks like they are only talking
She's fit
It's one party because the other parties only appeal to a tiny amount of people
>he says posting with the bruce stamp aka the worst gimmick on /brit/
He spent 30 years as a literal who backbencher. This is his tome to shine, and he's decided that he wants his legacy to be go hard or go home communism.
haha
thanks for your input
not
>his distance from the player directly correlates with how black he is
really makes you think
do you have autism?
I assume the only two options during the survey were Corbyn and May
alright?
do you?
Its a good thing, tories will improve britain
alri
>Corbyn is unelectable
>Farage is electable
do you?
Dier the only one there looking decent
partially
going over the hills and far away
wtf are you gay??? want to suck his willy do ya??? hahah gaybo
poofter
Going on my computer to get some pictures for tinder desu
new
*keeps things ticking over in midfield for £89 million*
Shant be watching that yankee pankee
I mean surely theres gonna be another vote until Smith gets in?
After all, thats what they want from the EU referendum
Not really, labour will never win the actual elections so all this talk is worthless
Only thing its bad for is labour, which will likely split up into a second, new party
>page 9
the state of the janny
Janny's done his NUT in
he's actually joking
the last one hit the bump limit and he's closed all 3
fucking hell
arr jez
janny gagging for Cred Forums to be filled with /brit/ threads
Janny's mad angry
Janny
Ah yes
the janitor
DIRECTORS in pwc can make as little as 100k USD
and we're meant to believe this nerd on Cred Forums has been offered more than that
why is /brit/ so gullible
compress your carpal tunnel for 30 seconds by either pressing on it or flexing your wrist. on release if you feel pain, numbness or pins and needles then yes perhaps it is carpal tunnel syndrome.
but its more likely just a sore muscle or a trapped nerve.
do some thumb adductions and abductions (laterally, medially, posteriorly and anteriorly) 2 or 3 times a day. perhaps do some gentle massaging. if symptoms persist see your doc who can refer you to a physio or OT.
well good morning
Nut status: done in
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Look at the runts ,look at them and laugh
good album 2bh
someone make a new thread before this one falls off
Funny isn't it?
it is literally 3x cheaper to fly to scotland than get a train
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janny is a right sadcase
>page 9
alternatively, let it die
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compared to ??