/brit/

ta raa

>redditball

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got loads
mostly women who are into you, but you're not into them physically

weird, because the same happens when you're into a girl whose not into you

Ireland is not anglo they are celt shits

youtube.com/watch?v=-4IletJ7-Tw

thoughts?

Ireland is Anglo but they don't like to admit it

It's over UK.
You aren't so great anymore.

And btw Aussies are better people than you are.

Helo, is dis jab? I ned jab. I stert tomoraw

you'd rather a girl likes you for your body but thinks you've got a shit personality, rather than like you as a person and respect you enough to not just want to fuck you?

we're part of the celtosphere

The eternal anglo dilemma.

>Germans

Alri Rasheed Bismarck

t.Merkel

i wrote this post

Assuming you live in London - there's an app for that

Fuck off abdul, you were never great to begin with.

wow rude!

Heil Britannia

ah yes, I'm smarter than you because I'm a lefty and if you disagree with me and you're not a lefty it's because you're just not smart enough

why are germans always so salty towards the UK?

Lad, I've read this a few times and it sounds like you think that those girls aren't fucking you because they "respect you too much". Are you fucking delusional?

the cuntosphere.

Also Wales is with us sweetheart x

stupendous post

>barista
could anything be more soulcrushing?

which film should i watch?
>the force awakens
>nolan batman
>edge of tomorrow

yes because I respect all fat ugly people who I don't want to have sex with

>This
You are only one step above Austria

Also:Canada, New Zealand and Australia are the only good Anglo countries.

Do shopping at the Polski Sklep sometimes lads.

The cashiers are pretty.

Continentals have in general have a burning hatred for the British.

the gf

two world wars and one world cup

2 W O R L D W A R S & 1 W O R L D C U P

W
O
R
L
D

W
A
R
S

&

1

W
O
R
L
D

C
U
P

bitch I'm always in the hood
like I'm kenny

We won

miscopy.com/?attachment_id=1141&kgvid_video_embed[enable]=true

this video really made me think
we need to STOP DRUMPF and open the borders ASAP

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its all memes really
the fact is most people on the british isles share similar culture and genetics

>WW1
>WW2
>brexit

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The Simpsons has gone downhill desu

>Homophobia is wrong
>Sexism is wrong
>Racism is wrong

There is no reason why these three things are wrong.

>Everyone likes the Scots and Irish
>Nobody likes the English

So what's the problem with sharia, specifically?

Need more of her RIGHT NOW

youtube.com/watch?v=sSuJ9b96w9U

>still hasn't changed the yank date

fuck off

the backup gf

my social science degree gives me the moral authority to ignore any opposing opinions

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Lad, are you okay? You sound retarded.

Has been a while since you won a football tournament

I disagree

>Respect you enough
Ah, so that's what they've been telling you? Howling.

m8, if they liked your personality they would date you. if they liked your body, they would fuck you. You got neither. theyre just being nice.

nice

>October 2016

are you really that stupid mate?

Would offer her a Huge British Sausage.

They aren't. The English just like to think they are because it makes them feel important.

For instance the Germans don't give any kind of a shit about beating England at football, their real rivals are the Dutch.

You don't like the people you consider a threat lad

the hiking gf

Sarah Snyder

Lad...

should do one of these every month desu

Not sure. I know what I'll be eating though, and it's not food

how dare you, bigot

baited

Okay you guys are better than Britain tbqh.

>excuses noncery
>excuses abuse against women and non muslims
>excuses rape
just off the top of my head

and Arabs have never won a football tournament, Abdul

Has been a while since you won a fucking war Habib

the beach gf (my favourite)

I thought MANica was dead

VERY good post

West London

yeah, just like all the previous times you posted it

cannot comprehend the embarrassment you must be feeling right now

i will

>People don't like the people they consider a threat

i like relay

My kot a sleepy

and finally the bf

corrrrrrrrr

Lads do you reckon Big Dave regrets the brexit vote

Has been a long time since Pakistan won a war.

Mick propaganda

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who /drinkingalone/ here

Do you like Arctic Monkeys?

and you still replied to my bait every time

lol sort your life out

>there is someone ITT RIGHT NOW who genuinely believes that his female friends aren't shagging him because they """""""""""""respect"""""""""" """""""""him""""""""""" """"""too""""" """much""""

Bringing back an old gimmick, lads

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No one regrets their vote, brexit is going in our favour

I have a kraut "friend" and I mentioned we beat them in 1966 and he reacted with "Did you? Cool"

Wanted to punch him in the face tbqh.

We all regret not dropping the atom bomb on Berlin you prick

really made me racist

It literally doesn't. You're only allowed to beat your wife with a stick smaller than your thumb for a start.

Mine too

They aren't actually 65p are they hahahaha ;_;

Not anymore now that you're here :3

Yer da cancelled his doctors appointment because he wasn't feeling well

none of those are true

Whatever they dropped there it would still be ruined by the GDR's shit tier city planning

>there are people on /brit/ RIGHT NOW who GENUINELY believe this

I do

Went to Germany last week, lads. Got tanked up on Hofbrau and shagged a couple of frauleins. Was mega.

I like your posts. You are a nice Russian.

I do kind of

TIL that England was good at football

May as well just whack her with my willy at that point. WAHEY

fuck off I'm a really nice guy
they don't know what theyre missing

Yes

>TIL

Reddit

arbecht macht frei

They're also good at being shit penalty takers

sounds wizard lad

>german economy literally about to collapse and bring down the rest of the EU with it due to DB
>kraut asks US if we regret leaving yet

...

Cuck

Good lad

Hope they were germans

floggings/beatings as punishment for mundane things like drinking or gambling or eating pork

eye for an eye justice

torture as a punishment for crimes (not just capital ones)

non-muslims have basically no rights, yet must comply to Islamic law

no court proceedings as we know it, evidence and such is often irrelevant and the defendant is often not given a chance to defend themselves.

not necessarily witnesses, but "oathmen" are all that matter, basically reliable people in the community to say X is a good lad and should get away with his crime, or X is a bad lad and should die even if he is innocent.

no appeals

non-muslims are barred from any sort of authority over Muslims

obligation to lie if it means upholding Islamic tenants.

the Imam always has final say regardless of any evidence or trial or anything

and this is ignoring all the inhumane aspects and stuff against women because the neckbeards on here will get in a fuss over it.

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>People who where leading Brexit lied
>"I don't regret anything"

Can't make this shit up

i don't get it

why doesn't fuhrer merkel bail the bank out?

Jokes on you, through my detailed analysis i've concluded DB is just going to chug along normally

yes but for unrelated reasons

passed a duck just waddling along the side of the main road earlier

dunno what it was doing there or how it got there as it was in the middle of nowhere and there were no rivers or lakes anywhere nearby

>captcha are doing patios now

>fuck off I'm a really nice guy
>they don't know what theyre missing

FUCKING HELL
YEAH IM SURE THAT'S THE REASON YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY PUSSY
BECAUSE YOU TOO NICE

I made an iced coffee

Whatever happened to iced coffee lad? I liked his gimmick desu

>Women on Tinder that set up dates for over a week in the future

Y u do this. I never message women unless I'm free for the next 3-4 days, yet most women seem to want to wait a week or two before a date.

GERMANIC FUCKING LANGUAGE

FUCK OFF FROGS

thx

platonic friendships with women can only happen when youre already in a relationship desu

>giving money directly to the usa
nah lol ur alri

Multiculturalism is a dumb idea.

Surely if a non-brit is exposed to brit culture they'll be influenced by it heavily and start being very british?

>German economy collapsing

Good meme

haha tell me more

Bremainers lied more tbqh

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37504966
>free trade deal
>not in our favour

touching my dickens as I type this

good for them?

they have a busy schedule of fucking

English is basically French desu

gf says i watch too many nurburgring crash compilations and don't spend enough time with her

i told her two things
1. black bin liner
2. the thames

keep me posted

>the brexshitter is overly optimistic about brexshit
pope confirmed to shit in woods

you lads watching the footy?

still better than a recession

Dickens is better than every German author combined 2bqh

Might do a cheeky microdose of mescaline lads

At least for the grills who do it here, they kinda test the waters to see who they most want to go out with out of a pool of maybe 2 other dudes, and they give it a week to decide if you're basically autistic or not.

yes

>read a french sentence
>you can sort of tell what's being said

>read a german sentence
>???????

there's no story I'm afraid I just get off on the concept of cuckoldry

sounds jelly you dont get to have that much sex

Don't worry we will send you food relief again before you have to resort to cannibalism, Britain has always been charitable and forgiving.

>Deutsche Bank fears rattle stock markets; UK growth revised up

>theguardian.com/business/live/2016/sep/30/deutsche-bank-fears-stock-markets-shares-slide-business-live

Oh what's that? EU struggling? Nvm. Revise growth forecasts UPWARD for the UK.

EU getting BTFO.

Not wanked for a whole week, mummykins is out of town, I have the house to myself, it can only mean one thing...

Time to smash bare Tinder gash

Well, it was a rough legal system for a dis-unified tribal desert region 3500 years ago.

You can cherrypick examples from that time ago however very few people, even amongst those who feel elements of Sharia law should be utilised by modern states, want to simply airlift that very archaic system and force it on the modern world.

Remember, a lot of Sharia law is civil law, inheritance, moneylending etc.

This pie chart from wikipedia that Frogs love triggers me so hard.

It's so misleading.

Old English listed in the same category as Dutch for influences on English?

Lmao

I desperately want the EU and the Germans to suffer as much as possible

Seems like you don't have to actually set up a date to do that.

asked her out to drinks and she said yes
asked her for her number and she stops replying
hmm...

>sister fell for the uni meme
>just finished, got nowhere to live
>let my sister stay at my flat
>was taking a shit earlier (naked) and had a chub
>sister accidentally walked in and saw my knob
>she doesn't know i had a semi and probably thinks i've got a massive willy

good feel

idk what you mean but this post made me want some jelly

funnily enough 'eye for an eye' justice was regarded as an extremely progressive reform of justice system when it was first proposed and introduced and was widely written about

it wasn't one of those 'always kind of there' throughout the ages things ... it was a very specific decree that was passed one day

>don't ask me to name said day/year though haha

tfw girl that is in love with me is gonna be out tonight and I'll probably bump into her at some point and have an awkward convo/kiss

feel bad as I don't want to lead her on buy I still want to shag her

Maybe she fell asleep?

what do people do during airport stopovers?

sit in a cafe for 10 hours?

Eh, we don't really benefit from a weak EU. I'd like everyone to get a good deal and to do well.

That would BTFO remainers just as much.

Haha you cuck

>"Wah wah normie problems someone give me attention"

haha yeh

...

women who get fucked and dumped:
>no hobbies, chronic texter
>ever had more than one fwb
>ever had more than a single one night stand
>my age and been in more than 5 relationships
>ever met up with a guy on tinder

>DB now only has to pay 5 billion instead of 15 billion
>The DB planed this in

What a lovely coincidence

Also your economy is doing better because the pound dropped

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>german economy literally about to collapse and bring down the rest of the EU
Imagine reading this a few years ago. Cray

hmm she might have
she messaged me first so it's up to her really
she's really pretty so I hope something gets off the ground

This is /brit/ m8, it's not an accurate portrayal, it's what they WANT you to see.

Underneath the bravado he has crippling depression and his post was a desperate grab for affirmation.

Or he just wants a shag lmao

@65549418
you sound like a winner

prue 2bh

what does it feel like to have a girl fart in your face

this is quite true desu
but I also do want a shag

good list desu

I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE
JUST LISTEN TO THE RHYTHM OF MY HEART

about to go purchase some product

Sounds like it's all working out for the most part
Good job laddo

Where are you taking her for drinks?

>does+anyone+ever+read_eb2b86_5060221
can't say it rings a bell

waiting for mine to be delivered ;)

@65549448
>dating sluts

>standing with qt waiting for the train
>"user, I had...nevermind"
>Ask her what she was going to ask
>She says she wasn't going to ask me something
>Ask her what she was going to say
>She says "No, it's too..." and trails off again
>Tell her to just tell me what she was going to say
>She eventually tells me she had a dream about kissing me last night
>Laugh in her face
>Watch all the light behind her eyes die in an instant
Why am I so autistic lads?

>german economy set to grow at fastest rate since 2011

ah yes
a collapse

>implying Brexit will not leave the UK an irrelevant fourth rate power

>Also your economy is doing better because the pound dropped

That's a feature, not a bug. Just one more benefit of not using the unofficial deutschmark.

about to sell a runt some AstroTurf soaked in turps

wish me luck

landlord is a plen

considering reporting him for illegally subletting his council flat

feels good that every time you shag a girl you make her a little worse
as shit as virgin sex is the ego trip is very nice

top mong

roighto roighto wots all this then

Because it didn't happen

>benzos and coffee

That will not happen.

The EU has absolutely no reason to make a deal with the UK. Especially since this whole vote has shown it up as being selfish, stupid and arrogant.

>german economy down the shitter
>british economy rising
brexit was a mistake

same pub I take all the gyaldem
already dating someone so don't know how that's going to work out

"All working class people are chavs" t. Owen Jones

ok
theguardian.com/business/live/2016/sep/30/deutsche-bank-fears-stock-markets-shares-slide-business-live
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/09/29/why-is-deutsche-bank-now-the-biggest-worry-in-the-financial-worl/
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37516805

youtube has changed again

breathing some air

having a cheeky predrink

WELL IT'S TRUE YES BUT YOU WON'T GET FAR TELLING ME THAT YOU ARE ALL YOUR MEANT TO BE

'no'

And all upper class people are simpering, pretentious cunts.

fantastic post on so many levels
well done
I appreciate this post

What music are you listening to lads?

Literally only voted leave because I'm tired of lefties, students and comedians telling me what to do

>UK is doing well because the pound dropped
>implying Germany's massive current account surplus isn't due to the fact being in the Euro keeps yours currency artificially low
Hypocritical desu

drinking some ribena

deaf havana, u

x

h-haha yeah it didn't even happen haha you got pranked h-haha

what should i get for lunch? sandwich? burrito? burger? cheesesteak? kebab? pizza?

I haven't listened to it yet but the new Bon Iver was dropped today

youtube.com/watch?v=TPSCZfd0MOE

there are students here telling you to.vote leave

all you plens saying brexit will be good for britain are fucking idiots
I thought the same until I worked in government, in particular closely with ministers concerned with Brexit, though I deal more with companies concerned with it

we will get a soft brexit, meaning we will still be subject to the same tariffs and still get uncontrolled immigration but we won't have a say in negotiations

there is no way we will go hard because that spells the end of Britain's service sector - without passporting rights it will dry up and companies will move in mainland Europe - most likely Germany

we have genuinely shot ourselves in the foot here, best thing we can do is forget about article 50, wait for the outrage to blow over and use the threat of leaving for more clout in negotiations

Shaverma

meat and tater pie

deutsche bank isn't germany lad

does it taste like piss lmao

German growth has been consistently sub-2% for decades, and the economy is heavily overbalanced towards exporting and investment, consumption levels and wages there really aren't that great 2bh

the working class literally aren't human. they're all disgusting animals

fuck owen jones

Listening to music is an autistic trait
Can't begin to understand how people listen to music

>best thing we can do is forget about article 50, wait for the outrage to blow over and use the threat of leaving for more clout in negotiations

this

i'm hoping the issue will be sort of forgotten about

theresa to indefinitely extend the date of invocation

Alri I'll call them up and see if I can change my vote

thankfully not because I don't live with a pakistani transvestite

>POOVERTON

>CRYSTAL POOLACE

>very few people

>guys who get told to fuck off and then ignored
>reply instantly to your texts
>call you babe
>start a conversation with "hey" "hi" or similar
>dickpicks or abbs
>spend more time on their hair than I do
>send you paragraphs of text to a simple question
>get mad when you don't text them every day
>anyone who uses the word lad, visited ladbible or eaten a nandos

leave was pretty much all old people, wait for them to kick the bucket and move on

Shh lad, I come here for bants and to hang out in a comfy echo-chamber! Not tough home-truths!

took a girl's virginity earlier this year
feels good knowing that I've ruined some Cred Forumstard's fantasy for a girl I had no real emotions for
she was Christian too

youtu.be/JWESLtAKKlU

my dad works for the conservatives and he said you can't do that

Genuinely sorry for you lot.

>t. faux middle class

THIS BIRD WAS DRIVIN THE OTHER DAY

Going to sleep before my night out desu

Lmao students delusion

Checking for testicular cancer desu

youtube.com/watch?v=Pu2K4eIqxd4&feature=youtu.be

Reminder that if you're one of the many posters who posts links ITT, you should remember that I don't open a single one of them. Youtube, BBC, Vice, DailyMail, vocaroo, strawpoll, anything; I do not click a single one. All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the other side of the link are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT.

i wish
too far, don't feel like a 20 minute drive rn

youtube.com/watch?v=_gJncv5H8xo

his assertion was backed by empirical evidence

your assertion is based on pure emotion

going to watch Steve eat an MCI from 1977 lads

heheheh

>largest forex dealer in the world
>based in germany
yeah it'll be fine

hey babe want some dick?

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I'm 23 and voted leave. Check. Mate.

Any of you scunners had Dihydrocodeine?

DB isn't going bankrupt

i'm buying stock in it next week

sure let me know if you know where I can find some

got called a runt for shoplifting in poundland

>demonise muslims
>surprised when they don't feel welcome and instead go and join their 'own kind'

nah just dihydrogen monoxide

well i'm 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

Literally nothing is pointing to a soft Brexit. Literally just remainers grasping at straws.

We're going hard, matey.

In 10 years, no one will even care about Brexit. Its impact will be that minimal.

got called a nonce in mothercare

When will Ireland be re-united and Britain classified as a the white-trash island it is?

*slips it in*
inside you x

tbf they demonise themselves

I caught one lads.

nerd

london will cease to be the financial capital of the world which is sad but mostly your right

never fucked a non-white

You're forgetting the fact the most Deuschebank shares are often by ordinary German's, the negative wealth effect on Consumption there could fuck em, especially when their industry is struggling. Germany being a strong growing economy is an utter meme

>there's a 19 year old 5ft size 6 qt brunette girl in this thread right now thirsting for dick

>there is no way we will go hard because that spells the end of Britain's service sector

Kek. Our service sector is 80% of our economy. Only about 8% of that 80% is exports, and about half of that 8% is to the EU.

Fucking drama queens.

bender

perhaps you didn't read my post

I work directly with major banks and companies, universities etc

the EU will never give us passporting rights, companies have no reason to stay here, especially Yank ones

>conservativehome.com/thecolumnists/2016/09/daniel-hannan-my-one-worry-about-brexit-that-if-we-mess-things-up-we-could-harm-relations-with-ireland.html

Brain juice status: gushing

>tfw once fucked a purely black girl called Audrey

At least she was 18.

i love brits. a shame you lot actually hate yanks

>london will cease to be the financial capital of the world which is sad but mostly your right

London being the financial capital of the world is literally the only thing keeping the British economy going.

>demonise
so they should be glorified instead?

>the EU will never give us passporting rights

lads do you reckon 100 mg diazepam and a bottle of voddy will kill you?

might keep a supply of this hidden somewhere just incase I need to kill myself someday

crossroads of the world economy to tiny wet little island with no foreign investment

brexit no :(

next thread will be an anime edition thread

me

and?

never fucked anyone above 18 and I'm 22

>hey or hi
the fuck else are you supposed to say

Creep

I shagged this chinese girl who was in my flat at uni

and also this black girl who's a coworker of a friend

black arse
lovely

>German pleading with us to remain

Ah yes, I'm sure a totally selfless stance. Definitely whats best for the UK and not at all what's best for Germany and the EU..

Come back when you actually try and be a part of the Anglosphere m8 instead of being a playa hata'

>we will get a soft brexit
Nah senpai. It's going to be as hard as my dick was on referendum night.

uhmmm
anything but?
use your imagination ?

Good lad

you've posted no sources for your claims, which are dubious at best

that means no money

So the admitted that someone fucked with Trump's microphone at the debate

just a bitta banter

>economics is a zero sum game
ah yes
very interesting

Think I'm close to netting myself a gf lads.

But I'm used to life screwing me over so I'm not going to get my hopes up too much.

Question lads

There's a bar next door to my apartment building. Its a cool bar, but a lot of normies go.

Would it be embarrassing if someone saw me there by myself?

wanna see the official best way to kill yourself?

i have a video

If Britain actually leaves, France follows.

ngl would put my dick in irene even tho she is an ajumma
ngl bros

ironic when the exact same thing occurred in Ireland

yes

shameful display of control logic here

Been riding this bird for over a year and I've only started cuming too quick recently. I don't even find her attractive, what's going on?

take a book and read on the patio unless you're going to try to meet people or go when a game is on

Unless they got a really, really accurate voice emulator and made it say a bunch of incredibly stupid shit over whatever Trump was actually saying, I fail to see how it matters.

>Think I'm close to netting myself a gf lads.
nah mate, you're not, trust me

once matched with this peng paki girl
would have definitely smanged her but she fucked off back to England 12 hours after we matched

>More EU financial firms ‘passport’ into UK than sell out of it

>irishtimes.com/business/financial-services/more-eu-financial-firms-passport-into-uk-than-sell-out-of-it-1.2798136

Lmao. Tell me again how passporting being revoked will hurt us the worst..

bet all you melts getting a lob on over Farage and God Save Our Gracious Meme post Trump memes on Cred Forums too

give your heads a collective wobble

Literally won't the second it sees what leaving will do to the UK.

literally me 5 months ago

>cumming too quick

no such thing

>that means no money

so what

did you ever consider money wasn't the issue for brexit voters?

>not fucking sweet 18 and 19yo's

bender

Prefer mutton to lamb to be perfectly honest.

alri jamal

>27 countries
>1 country
interesting

i'm not german you utter prokaryote

nonce

im gonna post it anyway

OFFICIALLY THE MOST PAINLESS WAY TO KILL YOURSELF

youtube.com/watch?v=7-sAhdRB9pE

mutton's okay if you cook it long enough to be tender

But where will we go ?

accidentally referred to an asian person as a 'yellow' in front on my lefty mates and now they're upset

lol oops x

You're right. We all know it was about hating foreigners.

Is Trump finished?

i.4cdn.org/pol/1475188194468.webm

>all these people denouncing brexit

>having sex with adults makes you a nonce

lmao

new

>These self hating punishment beating fantasies

I never said it would hurt us the worst, I said it would hurt us

or do you not think that losing up to 5,500 firms is going to affect us?

if you say so

You know what I realised about niggers? If you took even the most attractive nigger and made it white, it would look more attractive.

who is this and why do you keep posting it?

Because the London banks will leave.

And that would be catastrophic.

Ah yes, a Brit living in Germany scared of his freedom of movement.

Definitely not acting in his own self interest..

Can someone explain to me why (young) british people are so dirty?

>Last year
>Move into a new house with 2 roommates, both of them brits
>Sparkly clean bathroom, kitchen, and hallway
>2 weeks pass
>Bathroom is splattered with shit everywhere (including the hollow part of the toilet roll), kitchen is a complete mess (not a single dish of theirs has been washed), hallway is already dark brown (from light gray), everything smells foul

I try to clean as much as I can, but cannot offset the dirty ways of the brits.

Then, halfway through the year, one of the brits leaves and a german (some middle eastern descendant) moves in.

>2 days after he moved in...
>House is as clean as new
>Everything smells nice except for the awful smells which come from the brit's room

BRITISH ROOMMATESS...NEVER AGAIN!

better than leave voters who act in nobody's interest

Alright lass, you sound like a stuck up cunt.

Fancy a fuck then?