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poleaball a shit
me
What's the french riviera like? is it as sexy as I think it is?
where mae scotchish posters at aye
korean pop
> pic
Where is Ireland
>Canada an Oosa are Anglo
News to me
WE HAD AN EMPIRE AND SHIT
-Edition
Not sure which one I hate more out of left wing scots or scousers desu
ta raa
>redditball
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got loads
mostly women who are into you, but you're not into them physically
weird, because the same happens when you're into a girl whose not into you
Ireland is not anglo they are celt shits
youtube.com
thoughts?
Ireland is Anglo but they don't like to admit it
It's over UK.
You aren't so great anymore.
And btw Aussies are better people than you are.
Helo, is dis jab? I ned jab. I stert tomoraw
you'd rather a girl likes you for your body but thinks you've got a shit personality, rather than like you as a person and respect you enough to not just want to fuck you?
we're part of the celtosphere
The eternal anglo dilemma.
>Germans
Alri Rasheed Bismarck
t.Merkel
i wrote this post
Assuming you live in London - there's an app for that
Fuck off abdul, you were never great to begin with.
wow rude!
Heil Britannia
ah yes, I'm smarter than you because I'm a lefty and if you disagree with me and you're not a lefty it's because you're just not smart enough
why are germans always so salty towards the UK?
Lad, I've read this a few times and it sounds like you think that those girls aren't fucking you because they "respect you too much". Are you fucking delusional?
the cuntosphere.
Also Wales is with us sweetheart x
stupendous post
>barista
could anything be more soulcrushing?
which film should i watch?
>the force awakens
>nolan batman
>edge of tomorrow
yes because I respect all fat ugly people who I don't want to have sex with
>This
You are only one step above Austria
Also:Canada, New Zealand and Australia are the only good Anglo countries.
Do shopping at the Polski Sklep sometimes lads.
The cashiers are pretty.
Continentals have in general have a burning hatred for the British.
the gf
two world wars and one world cup
2 W O R L D W A R S & 1 W O R L D C U P
W
O
R
L
D
W
A
R
S
&
1
W
O
R
L
D
C
U
P
bitch I'm always in the hood
like I'm kenny
We won
miscopy.com
this video really made me think
we need to STOP DRUMPF and open the borders ASAP
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its all memes really
the fact is most people on the british isles share similar culture and genetics
>WW1
>WW2
>brexit
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The Simpsons has gone downhill desu
>Homophobia is wrong
>Sexism is wrong
>Racism is wrong
There is no reason why these three things are wrong.
>Everyone likes the Scots and Irish
>Nobody likes the English
So what's the problem with sharia, specifically?
Need more of her RIGHT NOW
>still hasn't changed the yank date
fuck off
the backup gf
my social science degree gives me the moral authority to ignore any opposing opinions
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Lad, are you okay? You sound retarded.
Has been a while since you won a football tournament
I disagree
>Respect you enough
Ah, so that's what they've been telling you? Howling.
m8, if they liked your personality they would date you. if they liked your body, they would fuck you. You got neither. theyre just being nice.
nice
>October 2016
are you really that stupid mate?
Would offer her a Huge British Sausage.
They aren't. The English just like to think they are because it makes them feel important.
For instance the Germans don't give any kind of a shit about beating England at football, their real rivals are the Dutch.
You don't like the people you consider a threat lad
the hiking gf
Sarah Snyder
Lad...
should do one of these every month desu
Not sure. I know what I'll be eating though, and it's not food
how dare you, bigot
baited
Okay you guys are better than Britain tbqh.
>excuses noncery
>excuses abuse against women and non muslims
>excuses rape
just off the top of my head
and Arabs have never won a football tournament, Abdul
Has been a while since you won a fucking war Habib
the beach gf (my favourite)
I thought MANica was dead
VERY good post
West London
yeah, just like all the previous times you posted it
cannot comprehend the embarrassment you must be feeling right now
i will
>People don't like the people they consider a threat
i like relay
My kot a sleepy
and finally the bf
corrrrrrrrr
Lads do you reckon Big Dave regrets the brexit vote
Has been a long time since Pakistan won a war.
Mick propaganda
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who /drinkingalone/ here
Do you like Arctic Monkeys?
and you still replied to my bait every time
lol sort your life out
>there is someone ITT RIGHT NOW who genuinely believes that his female friends aren't shagging him because they """""""""""""respect"""""""""" """""""""him""""""""""" """"""too""""" """much""""
Bringing back an old gimmick, lads
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No one regrets their vote, brexit is going in our favour
I have a kraut "friend" and I mentioned we beat them in 1966 and he reacted with "Did you? Cool"
Wanted to punch him in the face tbqh.
We all regret not dropping the atom bomb on Berlin you prick
really made me racist
It literally doesn't. You're only allowed to beat your wife with a stick smaller than your thumb for a start.
Mine too
They aren't actually 65p are they hahahaha ;_;
Not anymore now that you're here :3
Yer da cancelled his doctors appointment because he wasn't feeling well
none of those are true
Whatever they dropped there it would still be ruined by the GDR's shit tier city planning
>there are people on /brit/ RIGHT NOW who GENUINELY believe this
I do
Went to Germany last week, lads. Got tanked up on Hofbrau and shagged a couple of frauleins. Was mega.
I like your posts. You are a nice Russian.
I do kind of
TIL that England was good at football
May as well just whack her with my willy at that point. WAHEY
fuck off I'm a really nice guy
they don't know what theyre missing
Yes
>TIL
arbecht macht frei
They're also good at being shit penalty takers
sounds wizard lad
>german economy literally about to collapse and bring down the rest of the EU with it due to DB
>kraut asks US if we regret leaving yet
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Cuck
Good lad
Hope they were germans
floggings/beatings as punishment for mundane things like drinking or gambling or eating pork
eye for an eye justice
torture as a punishment for crimes (not just capital ones)
non-muslims have basically no rights, yet must comply to Islamic law
no court proceedings as we know it, evidence and such is often irrelevant and the defendant is often not given a chance to defend themselves.
not necessarily witnesses, but "oathmen" are all that matter, basically reliable people in the community to say X is a good lad and should get away with his crime, or X is a bad lad and should die even if he is innocent.
no appeals
non-muslims are barred from any sort of authority over Muslims
obligation to lie if it means upholding Islamic tenants.
the Imam always has final say regardless of any evidence or trial or anything
and this is ignoring all the inhumane aspects and stuff against women because the neckbeards on here will get in a fuss over it.
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>People who where leading Brexit lied
>"I don't regret anything"
Can't make this shit up
i don't get it
why doesn't fuhrer merkel bail the bank out?
Jokes on you, through my detailed analysis i've concluded DB is just going to chug along normally
yes but for unrelated reasons
passed a duck just waddling along the side of the main road earlier
dunno what it was doing there or how it got there as it was in the middle of nowhere and there were no rivers or lakes anywhere nearby
>captcha are doing patios now
>fuck off I'm a really nice guy
>they don't know what theyre missing
FUCKING HELL
YEAH IM SURE THAT'S THE REASON YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY PUSSY
BECAUSE YOU TOO NICE
I made an iced coffee
Whatever happened to iced coffee lad? I liked his gimmick desu
>Women on Tinder that set up dates for over a week in the future
Y u do this. I never message women unless I'm free for the next 3-4 days, yet most women seem to want to wait a week or two before a date.
GERMANIC FUCKING LANGUAGE
FUCK OFF FROGS
thx
platonic friendships with women can only happen when youre already in a relationship desu
>giving money directly to the usa
nah lol ur alri
Multiculturalism is a dumb idea.
Surely if a non-brit is exposed to brit culture they'll be influenced by it heavily and start being very british?
>German economy collapsing
Good meme
haha tell me more
Bremainers lied more tbqh
bbc.co.uk
>free trade deal
>not in our favour
touching my dickens as I type this
good for them?
they have a busy schedule of fucking
English is basically French desu
gf says i watch too many nurburgring crash compilations and don't spend enough time with her
i told her two things
1. black bin liner
2. the thames
keep me posted
>the brexshitter is overly optimistic about brexshit
pope confirmed to shit in woods
you lads watching the footy?
still better than a recession
Dickens is better than every German author combined 2bqh
Might do a cheeky microdose of mescaline lads
At least for the grills who do it here, they kinda test the waters to see who they most want to go out with out of a pool of maybe 2 other dudes, and they give it a week to decide if you're basically autistic or not.
yes
>read a french sentence
>you can sort of tell what's being said
>read a german sentence
>???????
there's no story I'm afraid I just get off on the concept of cuckoldry
sounds jelly you dont get to have that much sex
Don't worry we will send you food relief again before you have to resort to cannibalism, Britain has always been charitable and forgiving.
>Deutsche Bank fears rattle stock markets; UK growth revised up
Oh what's that? EU struggling? Nvm. Revise growth forecasts UPWARD for the UK.
EU getting BTFO.
Not wanked for a whole week, mummykins is out of town, I have the house to myself, it can only mean one thing...
Time to smash bare Tinder gash
Well, it was a rough legal system for a dis-unified tribal desert region 3500 years ago.
You can cherrypick examples from that time ago however very few people, even amongst those who feel elements of Sharia law should be utilised by modern states, want to simply airlift that very archaic system and force it on the modern world.
Remember, a lot of Sharia law is civil law, inheritance, moneylending etc.
This pie chart from wikipedia that Frogs love triggers me so hard.
It's so misleading.
Old English listed in the same category as Dutch for influences on English?
Lmao
I desperately want the EU and the Germans to suffer as much as possible
Seems like you don't have to actually set up a date to do that.
asked her out to drinks and she said yes
asked her for her number and she stops replying
hmm...
>sister fell for the uni meme
>just finished, got nowhere to live
>let my sister stay at my flat
>was taking a shit earlier (naked) and had a chub
>sister accidentally walked in and saw my knob
>she doesn't know i had a semi and probably thinks i've got a massive willy
good feel
idk what you mean but this post made me want some jelly
funnily enough 'eye for an eye' justice was regarded as an extremely progressive reform of justice system when it was first proposed and introduced and was widely written about
it wasn't one of those 'always kind of there' throughout the ages things ... it was a very specific decree that was passed one day
>don't ask me to name said day/year though haha
tfw girl that is in love with me is gonna be out tonight and I'll probably bump into her at some point and have an awkward convo/kiss
feel bad as I don't want to lead her on buy I still want to shag her
Maybe she fell asleep?
what do people do during airport stopovers?
sit in a cafe for 10 hours?
Eh, we don't really benefit from a weak EU. I'd like everyone to get a good deal and to do well.
That would BTFO remainers just as much.
Haha you cuck
>"Wah wah normie problems someone give me attention"
haha yeh
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women who get fucked and dumped:
>no hobbies, chronic texter
>ever had more than one fwb
>ever had more than a single one night stand
>my age and been in more than 5 relationships
>ever met up with a guy on tinder
>DB now only has to pay 5 billion instead of 15 billion
>The DB planed this in
What a lovely coincidence
Also your economy is doing better because the pound dropped
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>german economy literally about to collapse and bring down the rest of the EU
Imagine reading this a few years ago. Cray
hmm she might have
she messaged me first so it's up to her really
she's really pretty so I hope something gets off the ground
This is /brit/ m8, it's not an accurate portrayal, it's what they WANT you to see.
Underneath the bravado he has crippling depression and his post was a desperate grab for affirmation.
Or he just wants a shag lmao
@65549418
you sound like a winner
prue 2bh
what does it feel like to have a girl fart in your face
this is quite true desu
but I also do want a shag
good list desu
I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE
JUST LISTEN TO THE RHYTHM OF MY HEART
about to go purchase some product
Sounds like it's all working out for the most part
Good job laddo
Where are you taking her for drinks?
>does+anyone+ever+read_eb2b86_5060221
can't say it rings a bell
waiting for mine to be delivered ;)
@65549448
>dating sluts
>standing with qt waiting for the train
>"user, I had...nevermind"
>Ask her what she was going to ask
>She says she wasn't going to ask me something
>Ask her what she was going to say
>She says "No, it's too..." and trails off again
>Tell her to just tell me what she was going to say
>She eventually tells me she had a dream about kissing me last night
>Laugh in her face
>Watch all the light behind her eyes die in an instant
Why am I so autistic lads?
>german economy set to grow at fastest rate since 2011
ah yes
a collapse
>implying Brexit will not leave the UK an irrelevant fourth rate power
>Also your economy is doing better because the pound dropped
That's a feature, not a bug. Just one more benefit of not using the unofficial deutschmark.
about to sell a runt some AstroTurf soaked in turps
wish me luck
landlord is a plen
considering reporting him for illegally subletting his council flat
feels good that every time you shag a girl you make her a little worse
as shit as virgin sex is the ego trip is very nice
top mong
roighto roighto wots all this then
Because it didn't happen
>benzos and coffee
That will not happen.
The EU has absolutely no reason to make a deal with the UK. Especially since this whole vote has shown it up as being selfish, stupid and arrogant.
>german economy down the shitter
>british economy rising
brexit was a mistake
same pub I take all the gyaldem
already dating someone so don't know how that's going to work out
"All working class people are chavs" t. Owen Jones
youtube has changed again
breathing some air
having a cheeky predrink
WELL IT'S TRUE YES BUT YOU WON'T GET FAR TELLING ME THAT YOU ARE ALL YOUR MEANT TO BE
'no'
And all upper class people are simpering, pretentious cunts.
fantastic post on so many levels
well done
I appreciate this post
What music are you listening to lads?
Literally only voted leave because I'm tired of lefties, students and comedians telling me what to do
>UK is doing well because the pound dropped
>implying Germany's massive current account surplus isn't due to the fact being in the Euro keeps yours currency artificially low
Hypocritical desu
drinking some ribena
deaf havana, u
x
h-haha yeah it didn't even happen haha you got pranked h-haha
what should i get for lunch? sandwich? burrito? burger? cheesesteak? kebab? pizza?
I haven't listened to it yet but the new Bon Iver was dropped today
there are students here telling you to.vote leave
all you plens saying brexit will be good for britain are fucking idiots
I thought the same until I worked in government, in particular closely with ministers concerned with Brexit, though I deal more with companies concerned with it
we will get a soft brexit, meaning we will still be subject to the same tariffs and still get uncontrolled immigration but we won't have a say in negotiations
there is no way we will go hard because that spells the end of Britain's service sector - without passporting rights it will dry up and companies will move in mainland Europe - most likely Germany
we have genuinely shot ourselves in the foot here, best thing we can do is forget about article 50, wait for the outrage to blow over and use the threat of leaving for more clout in negotiations
Shaverma
meat and tater pie
deutsche bank isn't germany lad
does it taste like piss lmao
German growth has been consistently sub-2% for decades, and the economy is heavily overbalanced towards exporting and investment, consumption levels and wages there really aren't that great 2bh
the working class literally aren't human. they're all disgusting animals
fuck owen jones
Listening to music is an autistic trait
Can't begin to understand how people listen to music
>best thing we can do is forget about article 50, wait for the outrage to blow over and use the threat of leaving for more clout in negotiations
this
i'm hoping the issue will be sort of forgotten about
theresa to indefinitely extend the date of invocation
Alri I'll call them up and see if I can change my vote
thankfully not because I don't live with a pakistani transvestite
>POOVERTON
>CRYSTAL POOLACE
>very few people
>guys who get told to fuck off and then ignored
>reply instantly to your texts
>call you babe
>start a conversation with "hey" "hi" or similar
>dickpicks or abbs
>spend more time on their hair than I do
>send you paragraphs of text to a simple question
>get mad when you don't text them every day
>anyone who uses the word lad, visited ladbible or eaten a nandos
leave was pretty much all old people, wait for them to kick the bucket and move on
Shh lad, I come here for bants and to hang out in a comfy echo-chamber! Not tough home-truths!
took a girl's virginity earlier this year
feels good knowing that I've ruined some Cred Forumstard's fantasy for a girl I had no real emotions for
she was Christian too
my dad works for the conservatives and he said you can't do that
Genuinely sorry for you lot.
>t. faux middle class
THIS BIRD WAS DRIVIN THE OTHER DAY
Going to sleep before my night out desu
Lmao students delusion
Checking for testicular cancer desu
Reminder that if you're one of the many posters who posts links ITT, you should remember that I don't open a single one of them. Youtube, BBC, Vice, DailyMail, vocaroo, strawpoll, anything; I do not click a single one. All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the other side of the link are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT.
i wish
too far, don't feel like a 20 minute drive rn
his assertion was backed by empirical evidence
your assertion is based on pure emotion
going to watch Steve eat an MCI from 1977 lads
heheheh
>largest forex dealer in the world
>based in germany
yeah it'll be fine
hey babe want some dick?
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I'm 23 and voted leave. Check. Mate.
Any of you scunners had Dihydrocodeine?
DB isn't going bankrupt
i'm buying stock in it next week
sure let me know if you know where I can find some
got called a runt for shoplifting in poundland
>demonise muslims
>surprised when they don't feel welcome and instead go and join their 'own kind'
nah just dihydrogen monoxide
well i'm 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
Literally nothing is pointing to a soft Brexit. Literally just remainers grasping at straws.
We're going hard, matey.
In 10 years, no one will even care about Brexit. Its impact will be that minimal.
got called a nonce in mothercare
When will Ireland be re-united and Britain classified as a the white-trash island it is?
*slips it in*
inside you x
tbf they demonise themselves
I caught one lads.
nerd
london will cease to be the financial capital of the world which is sad but mostly your right
never fucked a non-white
You're forgetting the fact the most Deuschebank shares are often by ordinary German's, the negative wealth effect on Consumption there could fuck em, especially when their industry is struggling. Germany being a strong growing economy is an utter meme
>there's a 19 year old 5ft size 6 qt brunette girl in this thread right now thirsting for dick
>there is no way we will go hard because that spells the end of Britain's service sector
Kek. Our service sector is 80% of our economy. Only about 8% of that 80% is exports, and about half of that 8% is to the EU.
Fucking drama queens.
bender
perhaps you didn't read my post
I work directly with major banks and companies, universities etc
the EU will never give us passporting rights, companies have no reason to stay here, especially Yank ones
>tfw once fucked a purely black girl called Audrey
At least she was 18.
i love brits. a shame you lot actually hate yanks
>london will cease to be the financial capital of the world which is sad but mostly your right
London being the financial capital of the world is literally the only thing keeping the British economy going.
>demonise
so they should be glorified instead?
>the EU will never give us passporting rights
lads do you reckon 100 mg diazepam and a bottle of voddy will kill you?
might keep a supply of this hidden somewhere just incase I need to kill myself someday
crossroads of the world economy to tiny wet little island with no foreign investment
brexit no :(
next thread will be an anime edition thread
me
and?
never fucked anyone above 18 and I'm 22
>hey or hi
the fuck else are you supposed to say
Creep
I shagged this chinese girl who was in my flat at uni
and also this black girl who's a coworker of a friend
black arse
lovely
>German pleading with us to remain
Ah yes, I'm sure a totally selfless stance. Definitely whats best for the UK and not at all what's best for Germany and the EU..
Come back when you actually try and be a part of the Anglosphere m8 instead of being a playa hata'
>we will get a soft brexit
Nah senpai. It's going to be as hard as my dick was on referendum night.
uhmmm
anything but?
use your imagination ?
Good lad
you've posted no sources for your claims, which are dubious at best
that means no money
So the admitted that someone fucked with Trump's microphone at the debate
just a bitta banter
>economics is a zero sum game
ah yes
very interesting
Think I'm close to netting myself a gf lads.
But I'm used to life screwing me over so I'm not going to get my hopes up too much.
Question lads
There's a bar next door to my apartment building. Its a cool bar, but a lot of normies go.
Would it be embarrassing if someone saw me there by myself?
wanna see the official best way to kill yourself?
i have a video
If Britain actually leaves, France follows.
ngl would put my dick in irene even tho she is an ajumma
ngl bros
ironic when the exact same thing occurred in Ireland
yes
shameful display of control logic here
Been riding this bird for over a year and I've only started cuming too quick recently. I don't even find her attractive, what's going on?
take a book and read on the patio unless you're going to try to meet people or go when a game is on
Unless they got a really, really accurate voice emulator and made it say a bunch of incredibly stupid shit over whatever Trump was actually saying, I fail to see how it matters.
>Think I'm close to netting myself a gf lads.
nah mate, you're not, trust me
once matched with this peng paki girl
would have definitely smanged her but she fucked off back to England 12 hours after we matched
>More EU financial firms ‘passport’ into UK than sell out of it
Lmao. Tell me again how passporting being revoked will hurt us the worst..
bet all you melts getting a lob on over Farage and God Save Our Gracious Meme post Trump memes on Cred Forums too
give your heads a collective wobble
Literally won't the second it sees what leaving will do to the UK.
literally me 5 months ago
>cumming too quick
no such thing
>that means no money
so what
did you ever consider money wasn't the issue for brexit voters?
>not fucking sweet 18 and 19yo's
bender
Prefer mutton to lamb to be perfectly honest.
alri jamal
>27 countries
>1 country
interesting
i'm not german you utter prokaryote
nonce
im gonna post it anyway
OFFICIALLY THE MOST PAINLESS WAY TO KILL YOURSELF
mutton's okay if you cook it long enough to be tender
But where will we go ?
accidentally referred to an asian person as a 'yellow' in front on my lefty mates and now they're upset
lol oops x
You're right. We all know it was about hating foreigners.
Is Trump finished?
>all these people denouncing brexit
>having sex with adults makes you a nonce
lmao
new
>These self hating punishment beating fantasies
I never said it would hurt us the worst, I said it would hurt us
or do you not think that losing up to 5,500 firms is going to affect us?
if you say so
You know what I realised about niggers? If you took even the most attractive nigger and made it white, it would look more attractive.
who is this and why do you keep posting it?
Because the London banks will leave.
And that would be catastrophic.
Ah yes, a Brit living in Germany scared of his freedom of movement.
Definitely not acting in his own self interest..
Can someone explain to me why (young) british people are so dirty?
>Last year
>Move into a new house with 2 roommates, both of them brits
>Sparkly clean bathroom, kitchen, and hallway
>2 weeks pass
>Bathroom is splattered with shit everywhere (including the hollow part of the toilet roll), kitchen is a complete mess (not a single dish of theirs has been washed), hallway is already dark brown (from light gray), everything smells foul
I try to clean as much as I can, but cannot offset the dirty ways of the brits.
Then, halfway through the year, one of the brits leaves and a german (some middle eastern descendant) moves in.
>2 days after he moved in...
>House is as clean as new
>Everything smells nice except for the awful smells which come from the brit's room
BRITISH ROOMMATESS...NEVER AGAIN!
better than leave voters who act in nobody's interest
Alright lass, you sound like a stuck up cunt.
Fancy a fuck then?