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Canada's a big guy.

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the eagle looks concerned

i think we could make a hentai doujin from this

I'd read it

>North Americans will unironically defend pic related

you know nothing

Canadian Geese are indeed notoriously aggressive around here, but that should be common enough knowledge to not warrant the sign.

I thought Australians were the only people that were scared of large birds?

Geese are terrors and the fucking frostbacks protect them.

People make fun of Australians and emus but Canadians never even tried to fight the birds. They just surrendered.

We made peace with them and send them south each Winter as revenge for the burning of York.

If one starts chasing you and hissing and flapping his wings, there isn't a single fiber of your being that tells you anything other than to run for your life

Geese attacks builds character

Americans fear the Canadian Goose.

>People make fun of Australians and emus but Canadians never even tried to fight the birds

I'm assuming they've got enough on their plate in fighting the seal hordes

A little bit of fear breaks up the monotony of life.

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>Canadians never even tried to fight the birds. They just surrendered

We tell them every year to fuck americans up

How can one surrender, when there's no Battle to fight?

Geese are bro-tier

Around where I used to live these fuckers would block traffic all the time. Like I'd try and leave my neighborhood to go somewhere and run into a line of like 5 cars waiting for a group of these fuckers to cross the road. And they were never in any hurry and didn't run away when you honked your horn.

More than a few times I've seen some run over though too.

Don't Canada geese live in New Zealand?

why not kick them

animal abuse

That's rude

You don't know how aggressive and assholeish geese are.

They're fucking pricks.

the vegemartians ought to be pretty tough then since there are cassuaries...

Cassowaries are terrifying

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