Canada

Geese are terrors and the fucking frostbacks protect them.

People make fun of Australians and emus but Canadians never even tried to fight the birds. They just surrendered.

We made peace with them and send them south each Winter as revenge for the burning of York.

If one starts chasing you and hissing and flapping his wings, there isn't a single fiber of your being that tells you anything other than to run for your life

Geese attacks builds character

Americans fear the Canadian Goose.

>People make fun of Australians and emus but Canadians never even tried to fight the birds

I'm assuming they've got enough on their plate in fighting the seal hordes

A little bit of fear breaks up the monotony of life.

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why goose dislike doggo

>Canadians never even tried to fight the birds. They just surrendered

We tell them every year to fuck americans up

How can one surrender, when there's no Battle to fight?

Geese are bro-tier