Brekfest edition
/balt/ vs /ausnz/
ur mum never leaves my hjouse after i fuck her lmao
Thanks
Dyslexia?
did you just make a fucking porridge out of müsli?
interesting how I am the greatest poster on Cred Forums tbx
cant see the quality aussie post because a fucking hat blocks it
Why do so many Australians have brown eyes?
i read in a science book that balt sucks
>using clover
dw it isn't actually very quality
Oatmeal,sperm,peanuts,raisins,maybe some cinnamon?
what i am is what i am. are you what you are or what?
it's true
Russia should just annex this hellhole already
i dont think they do but if its true its probably the irish blood.
stop bullying me
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At 13:30 ill be going to buy a kebab.
wtf is wrong with your face
Look at all this shit.
tfw you finish your breakfast and only then go on Cred Forums
i have your iris now. all your neetbux belongs to me!
you have a serial killer eye.
blood blister that never went away :DD:D:D
don't rub it in :/
please take them out
shit tier map. they're not all around the counties, they're all in the cities.
thanks
should be darker tbx
we also need to pay reparations to russia
DELET THIS NOW
What's next for my career?
the downfall
I could deck everyone ITT
double anal
*deck you*
psshhhh gotta go fast kid
damn
*double decks you*
pshhhh latter kid
damn that's spicy
I pass the building every day on my way to work.
This
also this
the cursor is pissing me off
recommend me some kino lads
gonna be a long night
WTF REFUGEES
read a fucking book
Bridge to Terabithia
>mfw living in Riga as a Russian
Slept for 14 hours, now my back hurts.
Paris, Texas
umm it's night how am I going to read a book
fucking retard smqh
The Green Elephant (1999)
well well droogie, here's my last week of kino smot
Russian Latvian who refused to learn the local language or one that did learn the local language?
How does it feel that we in Baltics have more technology? Do you know what's a lightbulb?
the 5th element.
Go heads tails and double your bet every time you lose. Unless you get a long run of evens you usually end up with enough money to pay for drinks for the night.
The former type.
>smqh
> shaking my queer head
Leon the professional
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Order 1886
in your opinion, did he or did he not actually dick her?
dumb martingale poster
who cares, shes a jew.
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based
Really cute jew
youtu.be
you're a big jew
For joo
Jew this jew that, can we stop talking about them? gosh
Think you're being oppressed or not?
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No
I'm the one who oppresses.
I'm very sorry btw.
death can't come soon enough
Puddy tat edition
But i thought Russian miniority was oppressed by fascist Balts?
yes we oppress them. and?
dumb cunt
Balts are too shy to properly oppress us.
but if it could, would you really welcome it?
how many posters on here are actually russian?
my guess is around 30%
watch stroszek lad, it's a proper belter
privet australis i am russian boy
who /devotchka/ here?
simply put: everyone who posts with a latvian flag xdd
reminder that azusa is a girl
I am Greek.
wtf
normans must be going out right about now
I am Norman
So much to drink so little time.
t. norman
>Drinking
going mushrooming, then doing sauna, followed by grilling some shashliks and drinkings of beer.
r8 plan
Is that gold or silver he has around neck?
wind's ruining my 'do
norman-tier
Drank some vodka and whiskey yesterday, after that i ate banana and puked all night
You tell me,
>shashlik
Pork is haram, friend. Just grill some beef.
>ignore if lamb shashlik
it's rope
I see :(
> and in 1858 inaugurated a temperance movement, which grew to encompass nearly a million members, almost half of the county’s population
hmmm
I disagree. pic related.
I've gotten more replies so idk lol
Also, daily reminder.
how do you know which mushrooms to pick? arnt some really poisonous?
DELET THIS
kek, that's a good question actually.
But
1) Estonians are tree hippies, forest people
2) Not everything is trying to actually kill us, like in some places
Comes with time, tradition and practise. Oh and elementary school biology really helps.
Simple. You only pick the ones you know. And there are some general rules for identifying poisonous ones.
>sponge good, skirt bad
Always fun to see non countries which didn't exist prior 1920 having a bite.
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Always fun to see some ancient has-beens with no relevance in modern world. I'm sure you and Greece can team up and fuck off together.
kek. friendly banter.
>Always fun to see some ancient has-beens with no relevance in modern world.
But that's what that posts contains we wuz raiders and shiet burned Swedish capital etc.
Eesti is future. Skype etc.
Soon all the poo in the loos will come here and start their own Microsofts.
Made me think.
When will Sweden pay reparations for the first Swedish crusade?
But wikipedia says Skype was founded by a Swede and a Dane, Estonians were only codemonkeys.
That's just something they say to make baltniggers feel relevant.
shhh, don't tell that to Estonian media, we're all delusional with our false pride.
Our other start-ups such as Transferwise and taxify also had no respect towards Estonia and moved their firms to other countries.
DELET THIS, ESTONIA STRONG
L'Ascension du Chevalier Noir
Why is it that the scum of the earth always gathers to cities?
they have no connection to the land. no historical or cultural roots. the city is for the cockroach.
>not living in a city or at least in a town
What are you doing during spare time then?
sasha
Sasha is a girl's name. Don't call me like that
no it's unisex
Jana pls
Why is this vegan meme spreading here?
>not skipping breakfast
lmao it's like you hate testosterone
Thank you moot
Swedens first crusade is propaganda made by Swedes to make Sweden seem relevant and Finns to make it seem like Sweden needed help to conquer Finland.
> unisex
sounds gay
Alex pls marry me
wtf I love Reagan now
Hello proxy
t. Real Russian boy
Morning lads
>Morning
How's it going?
Sorry, but I like autistic android more
Sieg Heil
i think someone tricked you mate
So this is what the Australians lost to...
sick drifting at the end
really made me think
photoshop
can tell by the pixels
i cant afford photoshop :(
but thanks for the compliment
> i cant afford photoshop :(
pirate it like all cool guys do
wtf that's illegal
>tfw no loli gf
any good sites? my regular ones got shut down
Hello Nabokov
Do it. Don't give your money to jews
I dunno, sorry. I use English torrent sites only for jav and h-games.
1337x.to is what I personally use
I can respect that
thanks
MODS
>animefaggots prove once again that they're pedos
Why are they denying this?
this
fucking mentally ill weeb faggots should be genocided
Imho its already over.
Anime is haram
Cute dog
>when someone insults anime
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fuck off
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Post more
Quality posts.
were you a weeb when I met you?
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Very good.
But I never met you.
Sashenka don't be so rude
anime shit
fucking faggots
thanks
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And my thoughts??????????
I'm not even rude
Anime's cool. Only bydlo and sovoks don't like anime
i wonder too
thanks
and your thanks
haha cheers
Saaasheenkaa
Why are Land Cruisers so bloody expensive?
What?
PLEASE marry me
Panzer best tank.
You have too much land
Are you a girl?
>6 months ago
>hate my job
>hate my life
>no girlfriend for 3 years
>live like a NEET and spend my free time drinking, smoking weed, shitposting, and watching porn or anime
>"Fuck this, I'm going to go to Australia for a year. That'll force me into a new situation where I grow as a person and better myself"
>Right Now
>sitting in new apartment alone on a saturday night
>drinking goon
>just fapped to thai hooker porn
>have an anime ep loaded in the next tab
You can run from everyone in the world except for yourself.
flat is justice
I can be a girl just for you if you want me to
kill yourself then
I won't believe you. You would probably stab me at night, you fascist
This is a bit deterring desu
u2 friend
Nothing wrong with having a robo-waifu
she looks ugly af
t. virgin walk
Kill yourself
I won't even bother translating
Just shaved and oiled my balls. They're so smooth and smell like cherries now.
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Post pics
cant WAIT for anything that kyoani puts out
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Fuck I forgot the pic
Going to shower and gonna be leaving to meet with my friends to be quite honest.
Nah, already dressed. I posted a picture a couple weeks ago. Trust me, they're very smooth.
Have fun.
thanks
t. virgin
when mum asks where your gf is
glib fascimile
gib gf
that will be 1000€ ;)
sent
>tfw gf
Noriu palaižyt
Pideras
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just back from jogging.
Who else here >>/fit/ ?
What's up with your task bar?
Sad
whatcha mean?
What is there to watch
the fall of western society
me but I don't do cardio
Too much apps. It's seems uncomfortable to me.
Tātad pēc 5 minūšu fiziskā darba tu vairs neesi fit.
Oh my nation is the main star of that show.
tā apmēram
ziņu ka būtu viegli dažas nedēļas taisīt suicide cardio bet man vienkārši nepatīk skriet
Tam ir skutau desu
nah man I need to get back to America for the race war
nigger massacre when?
Soon.
An entire board of people looking for a little happiness and affection
Recreation of LAF (Lithuanian Activist Front) when?
When I put benis in ur mum
Tried to piss my shitstains off the toilet but didn't work
That is unfortunate
Are you still awake mate? I'll be your friend
Fuck I been spending all this time trying to avoid being a thirsty nigga, turns out I was ignoring one of my biggest stregths: I'm a patronizing cunt.
Just tell the girl you're coming over.
This is what feminism does to men
how do you even get a girl's number?
By asking her for it retard
Don't bully him
>Late 2000s Australian tv show
>COME ON BABY WE AIN'T GONNA LIVE FOREVER, LET ME SHOW YOU ALL THE THINGS THAT WE CAN DO. I KNOW YOU WANNA BE TOGETHER, AND I WANNA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU
Tinder weirdo mode.
Just went for a 20 minute walk and he didn't shit
Literally wasted time
h-how do i speak with girls
with my dog
Around here you gotta pick up your dog's shit and take it to the loo. I fucking hate it. I love the non shit walks
yeah here as well -in theory- but i just go to the forest 2bh
surely you have some places where you don't have to clean up after your dog, with australia being like 90% empty?
Are you wicked ugly? If not make a throwaway email and I'll dump a load of tips after the thread archives
It's more like if the dog shits where people walk, pick it up.
If it's in the middle of nowhere leave it.
Also I take him for walks at 2am so I don't have to worry
naah, i'm just trolling. I consider myself at least 7. But my self-esteem and confidence is looow. I've even gone to /soc/ rate threads and posted myself. The lowest i've got was 6. Just too shy (and lazy) to start caring about girls.
Thanks for trying though ;) Good to know that there are people like you out there.
>putting in the toilet
>not just putting it in the rubbish bin
>It's more like if the dog shits where people walk, pick it up.
that makes sense from a sociological perspective i guess. do you work night shifts?
Nah, but I only sleep 4.5 hours a day.
I don't actuallytake it to a toilet. I was just using humour popular on Cred Forums dot org
In Japan they put dog poo in the toilet, so I thought some people here might do that too.
I think I'll do this everyday.
Well lad, I cop 9s on /soc/ and /fa/, and I still drop the ball from time to time. It's just a case of females talking shit usually. Chin up. When you find a girl who is just as into your weirdness as you are into hers I'm sure that the pieces of the puzzle will line up!
good morning lads. maybe today's the day I find an eesti gf!
> European
> multiple plates
Why do you guys love washing dishes so much?
you must work out
>Australian TV
youtube.com
It fulfills our otherwise meaningless existence.
Yes, but I'm still fat.
who's /drunk yesterday/ here? Xd
Educational aussie tv
Those patties look like they were made by the fat american youtuber who undercooks food.
jeez lads, working in the club and all the stuff use r9k-tier memes like "stonk and indepedant woman who lives with cats" or "alpha-male". The shit is real, so weird. I have a feeling all of them browse boards or have been influenced by board culture somehow.
I keep screaming but God wont answere
'no'
Dinner pics
Ur mum answered last night
Haha
sorry i was busy lol
Why must i suffer only for you to ignore me once im at my lowest? What kind of a sick game are you playing with me?
eat less then? you're the one in charge of portion sizes so you have no excuse
I'm a bit of a cunt.
You're not at your lowest my child, you will sink much lower.
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I'll be your friend, eesti bro.
there were no mushrooms ;__;
You dont know what pain is. You live in your house safe and sound, never having to see your family killed and yourself mobilized to fight a no mans war only to die away from your home.
all we wanted to do was to be left alone, unfortunately, we are at the crossroads of great nations
wut? how do you function lol
m8, are you like 80?
hellö
can you send ästi gf
No, but the pain of my ancestors lives in side me, and the fear of this happening again is even greater. Sleep tight nnot having to know such pain
Cry me a river, Estonia.
youtube.com
I am sorry you are in pain
I do not have one to send
Maybe I like the way I am, twink.
this is a good map
you are devil
bad
Bb, you can have my mushroom
hate meme maps
fuck off faggot
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING MELBOURNE ABO SHITCUNT
FUCK YOU
kys
I'm from Adelaide
i had a friend from adelaide once. her name was michaela bartlett
met a lad from here in a smoking area last night, had some banter, all smiles :)
How could you let this happen?
I though white australia was still a thing!
>my favourite stinky cheese which is banned in Russia
stop posting
make me
you abo shitcunt
from /ausnz/ plus /balt/ or from Cred Forums in gneraL?
stop bullying my friends
Annoying fuckwit
1- Delete Facebook
2. Hit the gym
3. Install Gentoo
4. Divorce your family & friends
5. Only visit Cred Forums and /r/LearnProgramming
6. Abandon alcohol and meat
7. Learn meditation to reach nirvikalpa samadhi
8. attain Nirvana
9. start learning C
10. write fizzbuzz.c
11. learn JAVA
12. get a Job
13. rinse & repeat
14. die
15. attain final liberation (moksha) or para-nirvana - exist eternally is pure consciousness
thoughts?
he said he mainly browsed /fit/, but also visited /balt/
He let me down!
don't ever dog your mates
You're a living meme, combination of /fit/, Cred Forums and /r9k/
Gratz man! Your parents would be proud!
>11. learn JAVA
kys
I'll get into psychiatric hospital on the 5th step.
Did he bum you?
I'm sure there are plenty stinky cheese producers outside of affected areas. Some of our cheese is being sold in RF as made in Argentina.
ausnz is rightful baltic clay, leave us alone
fk my life
Isn't it time for new thread?
All brands of stinky cheese were banned. :c
I've been in a good supermarket "Perekrestok", it has lots of different fancy products, but not that type of cheese. And this is Moscow.
fk my wife
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