How do people from your country deal with tourists?
We sell them overpriced alcohol and housing with ever-increasing property taxes.
If they want drugs we scam their asses and often sell them at 5x the price because their countries are so unfree drug laws are actually enforced.
When they want cocaine we sell them chalk scratched from a wall with some random medicines mixed in.
If they ask for directions we send them to the closest gypsy barrio.
Their women are easy and even more so bc they have no social pressure because they are not known here so many of us often fuck their sisters/moms that come with them in vacation and they're insatiable whores.
How do people from your country deal with tourists?
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I fucking hate guiris, anglos and germs are the fucking worst.
Italians are pretty nice thought.
hola buenas
so you hate white people?
We generally treat them as 1st class citizens.
Most Icelanders love helping out tourists and then talk shit behind their back.
I don't care about anyone's race, but their behavior
And 99% of these tourists are utterly shit
Yeah I know. Italian grills are cute often and very sweet. Would swap them for our horrible women with bitchy personality, but maybe that's just me seeing the grass too green on the other side. People are kinda happier and kinder during vacations. (Except guiris)
We don't get any
We call foreigns gawri. Did we get get it from you or did you get it from us ?
it may be an arabic loanword
a coincidence
but it seems rare to me that a vulgar spanish word introduces into tunisia
It's like olive oil, we'll never know.
bad bait
the vast majority of spaniards are desperate for euro money
tourism is the main industry
Dude every thing listed in the OP are facts that happen on a daily basis when it's open season. Hans vete ya p'Alemania, que nuestras carreteras e infraestructuras no se van a pagar solas si no pagas impuestos.
I would close our borders totally and only let enter italians, greeks, and maybe just maybe portuguese.
And exceptionally and after a really intense exam, non-subhuman latino (99,9% are excluded). Some frenchs and filipino.
muzzies niggers and guiris are completely forbidden
then how are we getting money? We spaniards are to stupid to rule a country on our own
You are getting fucked over by Germans, leave the EU and your economy will improve.
why are spanish men so serious all the time
when i visited only the women were friendly and very few men, like that one chef that was really knowledgeable
where's the fiesta siesta iniesta
Gawri doesnt exist in classical arabic .and We do have alot alot of spanish loan words like koujina (cocina?) or calcita(calcitenes?) . there are even some people who pronounce the c as th in the word calcita
our best economy happened under franco rule and he was not a pro-immigration man
we work better under protectionism and patriotism
you will only disagree if you're a liberal jew
I was in helsinki and for some reason there's a bunch of gook tourists around, saw one with a dslr taking a creepshot, like going in those crouching poses to get upskirt shots
I don't where I'm going with this other than gooks sure are pervs, also for some reason some gook family once wanted to take a picture of my family
>We generally treat them as 1st class citizens.
This.
>Most Icelanders love helping out tourists
This, too.
>and then talk shit behind their back.
Not so much this. There might be a giggle if the interaction was awkward, but it's usually more like "well, that was neat."
these might be italian maybe?
we never ruled tunisia, i don't know how would you get spanish loanwords
the fiesta siesta is just a meme
spanish people are full of hate aganist each other
You did for a short period actually and there are also the spanish speaking moriscos
its too late, we already runs your media mohahahaha
>deh eyes rook rike aw-wurzh
I thought it was only the Spaniards on /int that was like that
the fiesta fiesta siesta prototype only applies to coastal areas and maybe madrid
exactly the areas contaminated by guiris
>protectionism and patriotism
not gonna happen again we are going to be poor forever If the PP and the left keep ruling this country
the amount of spaniards that never left they home is intense
obviously you won't see these in the street
no
haha people here hate each other so damn much
leftist hate right wingers
Basque people hate the rest
Catalonian people hate the rest
North hates south
madrid fans hate barcelona fans
only hatred in this country
PP is a fucking cancer, they use the sociological nostalgia of franco era to do liberal jew stuff and destroy our economy
I agree, Spain is lost forever.
is spain a mediterranean version of Finland ? :D
>I thought it was only the Spaniards on /int that was like that
fucking meme, the same with latin meme, siesta , fiesta ,grills think that spaniards are romantic ...etc
Don't give a fuck. See them fairly enough to not bother too much with them.
I don't think finns have so much hate
no, asspain is one of the most normiest countries in eu, nearly on par with italia
why do you hate us
Spain is too normie and Chad to be finland :(
Gawri = kaffir ( turkroachs can't pronounce the "ف" )
Sounds a bit like burger desu
the french hate is a meme remanent of a real hate that happened long ago
really we don't care about you but you're like an arrogant guiri...
are you a finn ?
Spanish "people" are kinda shit, we usually just insult them
t. padANO
what about us
I'm sure you hate us
>:D
>t. WE WUZ GERMS IN DA SHIET
no
italian tourist grills are super sweet to us
enough for me
>Italian "girls"
no such thing.
explain
spain?
>Iceland
>icey
Kill yourself fucking barbarian
>iceland
>not really ice covered at all
>Iberians, not Barbarians.
>germany
>not so many
>Germs
>Not the very definition of barbarism
I fucking hate the euros too. Fuck them all. We are Iberians, leave us in fucking peace.
...
it is pretty icy though
we love you spain
barbarians keep your country running
an Icelander even owned the Alicante airport after inheriting from his rich spanish lover
>tfw I live in gran canaria
At last I don't live in the southern part
tell me
I live in Alicante
adopt me please I hate Spain
We fucking hate you. I dont care if we ""live"" from you. We were isolated as North Korea for much time and were pretty good. Franco pls, resurrect and kill fucking Germanic scum.
shitskins are 1000x worse than anglos/germanics
just learn Icelandic and hop on over
we're in the EEA so EU citizens can come and work as they like
don't be mad my friend
just enjoy the foreign money
Both are shit and I hate both.
WE DO NOT "DEAL" WITH OUR TOURISTS; WE WELCOME THEM.
Fucking germs and their fucking and stupid economies. I prefer being North Korea tier before having this situation more time.
EL ETERNO ESPAÑOL
hola esé
can I visit your beautiful country
>Spaniards complaining about the only thing that brings money into their country
Kek. Shut the fuck up and clean up my drunken vomit from the hotel floor :)
icelandic is so fucking difficult
CON SU JALEO Y SUS SIESTAS
CON SU CUERPO PELUDO Y MIRADA AVIESA
FUCKING GERMANICS SCUM, YOU DESERVE TO DIE
da fug did yu just say ?
It's the only thing that brings money into our country because when we entered the European Union they forced us to destroy our productive economy to become a beachy slave
ESPARCIENDO INSIDIA Y RENCOR POR DONDE VA.
we get way more tourists than spain compared to population m8
you don't see us complaining
it's all relative, I had a really tough time learning spanish
those endless verb conjugations were the end of me
Want Gibraltar back m8? :^)
Admit it, you just feel inferior to Anglos and Germans. Spain is nothing more than a designated vacation area.
spanish verbs are shit, not even we know all of conjugations. thankfully only the basic ones are used irl
>that fucking graph
that must hurt
an entire people slave to anglos whims
Your tourists go to see your autistic nordic shits.
Ours literally come to vomit for 3 months.
My city doesn't get tourists. There is no reason to come to Pittsburgh if you aren't going to a convention.
I feel inferior to asians, really hard working, organized, intelligent people. but not to guiris, who I really think are subhumans, not as worse as muzzies and blacks, but in the way to it.
Stay with your rocky full of andalusians speaking a bastardized version of English. Better, go there in your fucking vacation instead of coming here.
>for our horrible women with bitchy personality
wut? from my experience spanish women in binland are very friendly
>people who are richer, more successful and from better countries are inferior to spaniards
whatever you say m8
>Spaniards
>In funland
Not such thing
I will have an opportunity to study abroad in university, and Málaga is an option for me. Would I be as hated as tourists are if I studied there for a semester? I speak Spanish at a high level, but I am not fluent.
From Wales, we don't get tourists I think most people forget we exist
>tfw murican studying in spain
>tfw I dress like you and will soon speak like you
>you'll never know there was an anglo guiri in your midst until its too late
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I don't know what other people do but I like helping them.
Worked as a security guard in the city center, so I got to help a lot of tourists with directions.
your countries are better but you as a people are not
>and Málaga is an option for me
Dont come here fucking burguer.
i suppose you will be good if you dont act like a vomiting guirigger, but i dont really know, im not anglo and i ve been to malaga very few times
But why?
Spain is shit, go to the UK or another other country who is worth visiting.
the fact spanish people rely on tourists for a living makes them feel inferior and so they lash out against foreigners
La gente en su país no pueden comer. Verdaderamente, España es tercer mundo. Si no tienes personas como yo o mi compañero americano, será morir.
why do burguers speak spanish like indians
I dont want more foreigner scum in my city. It is literally full of brits, germs and slavshits who are living here. I fucking hate you all. My city used to be a comfy place before the fucking EU. Now, It is just fucking degeneration and American """""""""cultural"""""""""" influence.
you're wrong
Quiero mejorar mis habilidades de español. Buenos Aires es un otro lugar que me gustaría conocer. Hay ciudades mejores es España?
Ya hemos estado en una situación similar y fuimos capaces de salir adelante. Nos dejasteis aislados, tirados a la mano de Dios y fuimos capaces de resurgir. Crees que un poco de hambre me echará atrás. Puto yanqui de mierda.
GERMANS NEED TO BE GENOCIDED HOLY SHIT
Granada es una bonita ciudad, no extremadamente grande, bien cuidada, organizada, con mucha cultura e historia.
Pero hablan andaluz, un dialecto español bastante feo.
Ve a argentina. Te recibirán con los brazos abiertos.
tfw I have a kid in Spain
You know you are basically us?
t. Schleswig-Holstein
¿Por qué Javier vive con sus padres cuando tiene 25 años
t. moro desempleado nini
If they are attractive I try to fuck them, if they bring no value to my life then I will be civil but brief.
Vete a tu puto país puto extranjero de mierda.
THE MAJORITY OF YOUR PEOPLE ARENT EVEN BILINGUAL AND RUIN THE FUN FOR LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE
No, gracias Pedro, pero pienso que voy a coger sus mujeres primero
Porque queremos a nuestra familia y no somos unos psicópatas que se olvidan de los que les dieron la vida para volverse un pedazo de mierda alcohólico cuyo único objetivo en la vida es vomitar y ponerse obeso, como los anglos.
¿Qué mujeres vas a follarte tu con ese español sudacón ,willy el tuerto?. Puto anglosajón.
ESTO
bien dicho
>me gustan mi familia
>soy un niño de 30 años
O quizás la razón es simplemente que no puede salir su casa de nacimiento
Sus mujeres se gustan los anglos porque tenemos trabajos y apartamentos
No, anglo marica. Nuestra cultura es diferente a la mierda individualista que es la vuestra. Aquí tradicionalmente se vive con los padres hasta que ellos mueren. La única diferencia es que cuando ellos no pueden trabajar, tu tienes que traer el dinero a la casa, cuando ellos se ponen enfermos y van haciéndose mayores, nosotros los cuidamos. Esa es la diferencia. Nosotros tenemos respeto a nuestros mayores.
>Sus mujeres se gustan los anglos porque tenemos trabajos y apartamentos
Deja el meme willy. Sois más feos que pegarle a un padre, nadie se acercaría a un anglo ni aunque le obligasen.
Sorry, the curse of being an important nation...sort of.
At least we are better than the french,english or americans.
And spanish and italians even, somehow southern euros hate english.
No, es una cultura diferente. La cultura a la que perteneces denigra a la familia, es individualista y materialista, destructiva por naturaleza.
La nuestra pone en valor la familia, el colectivo y busca un objetivo emocional más allá del material.
Mujeres españoles NECESITAN el pene anglo
>es nuestro cultura para estar desempleado
Cuando el desempleo estaba en mínimos, la cantidad de gente que vivía en familia seguía siendo muy grande.
miss me, /esp/?
I only met around 5 tourists during my lifetime but that's because I don't go out at all
>Using "cultural norms" to justify your failure at life.
>Being so delusions you legitimately think being Anglo is reason enough for your local whores to stay away
They crave, nay, need a pure übermensch Germanic seed to fertilize their womb.
Nadie necesita nada de vosotros en este país porque os detestamos. Sois nuestros enemigos por natura.
>es nuestro cultura para estar desempleado
No, eres tan subnormal que no entiendes que hay diferencias culturales. Incluso cuando había altas tasas de empleo en España seguíamos viviendo con nuestros padres. Es una gilipollez que hables de lo que no sabes sharter de mierda.
what do spaniards think of gringos
gringos is latam word, we use guiris or yankis
and, not as worse as euros. anyway >SHART IN MART
Pretty much
kek. The germanic is so dumb that cant understand each societie have their view of the world.
Germans, Dutch and French are polite and well behaved
Brits are ugly, sunburnt, dress like clowns and whores, and the laughing stock of the Spanish coast while we take your money
Argentinian and Colombian women are drama prone but good looking and very dtf
we love americans here
The only hate americans get from spaniards is political, and only from left wingers
If you come here you'll see that people will be welcoming and excited to talk to you
>Brits are ugly, sunburnt, dress like clowns and whores, and the laughing stock of the Spanish coast while we take your money
They must be heartbroken
>The only hate americans get from spaniards is political
this pretty much