/brit/

Haven't been here in a while, have we all forgot about are kev?

Just found out the gf slept with 3 black men last week.

risking another nosebleed and cleaning my inner nose

good lass

>still your gf
cuck

Why do Australians make such bad posts?

>Start beta orbiting a girl
>"heh, so many beta males orbiting this girl, what chumps!"

oh wow what an accomplishment
*walks off and talks to someone else*

>Pret sandwiches

Why yes I do want to spend £50 on oak tree leaves and Himalayan cucumbers !

Wow this tastes shite but hey it makes me look cultured ! LOL my bank account is empty?!

>owning a golf gti and a part share on a new 3 bed house on £24k
Doing alright for himself that lad